zenifashion: calling all fashionistas (and fashionistos) on a budget!

hey, y'all.  so, i know i have been slacking off when it comes to blogging, but i have a little something for you all to make up for it.  

i would like to introduce you all to zenifashion! what's more annoying than going from site to site looking for sales that may intrigue you?  well, zenifashion has done the hard work for you. zenifashion, brought to you by zenitus, is a website where you can find a compilation of the latest and greatest sales and coupons on apparel, accessories, travel, and much more. these sales come from various sample sale sites and other "traditional" stores that may be found at your local mall and are all collectively put under one website, making it more convenient for shoppers like you!  saving money is great, but saving time along with that is even better!

zenifashion updates and posts new sales from the many sample sale websites daily, so make sure you stay on top of these great deals by checking the zenifashion website frequently.

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how to fake an orgasm: the animated guide.

last year, i bought a book titled, "why men love bitches" and i just now picked it up again to leaf through the pages for some good quotes for a facebook status.  i landed on page 70 of the book and, upon remembering the content, chuckled to myself.  i figured i'd share this with y'all because some of you may enjoy this or need a laugh for the day. ENJOY! :)

How To Fake An Orgasm - The Animated Guide

---> arch your back at a 45-degree angle and pant like a dog.

---> recite a couple of bad lines from a b-rated blue movie (remember those?) example: tell big poppa he does it for you like no one else can.

---> and the basics: "yes, yes, yes... harder, harder... don't stop!!!" then you'll want to immediately slap the nearest pillow.

---> mix it up. this means sometimes you'll want to slap the pillow then scream, other times you want to scream first, then slap the pillow. men love variety.

---> don't forget to suck your finger.

---> now for show and tell: ask him whose "it" is, and tell him that it's his! (yes it is)

---> if he switches positions, stops for a rest, or reaches for a drink of water, pay no attention and keep screaming anyway.

---> now for the alleged orgasm: scream like a banshee, and begin those kegel exercises. squeeze... release... squeeze... release.

---> and after sex, don't forget pillow talk. you've had two men before him. (okay, three, tops. but that's your final offer.)

WARNING: IF YOUR MAN SEES THIS, IT COULD HAVE AN ADVERSE EFFECT (erectile dysfunction)

- an excerpt from why men love bitches by sherry argov.